Drew: so anyway whats new boo
Paige: nothin really. Prolly gonna go to Australia in August
Drew: awesome. gonna pull some of that sweet sweet aussie tail?
Paige: yup his name is chris
Drew: haha sweet. when do u go?
Paige: August. Right after new hire/rehire
Drew: when do u come back?
Paige: a week later haha august 10th-17th
Drew: ok good u will be home for my bday then
Drew: u can bring me something back lol!!!
Paige: an std?
Drew: i can get those here
Drew: unless u plan on sharing it with me yourself in which case we can talk
Paige: this conversation is so going on my tumblr
I thought I lost it all in October. My job, my friends, my mind, my heart, my life, and him. I made stupid mistakes that lead me to believe I was hopeless and didn’t have a soul, stringing someone along for the emotional crutch. Someone who was always there for me, who I cried to constantly about Peter and all the other boys I met during my self destruction. The drunken nights weren’t...
I hate Mondays.
My horoscope is right on the dot, and its only 7:30 in the morning. Last night I got in a fight with a “friend”. Over it. Woke up this morning for work in an irritable mood. Got myself breakfast so I wouldn’t starve between the hours of 7am and 11:30am. I rushed to work, get in an argument with some dude who I have never seen but apparently works faire, then I find out we...
mikebeggs: Quick little rant about Elvis. Elvis was such a sharp looking younger man so it’s almost painful to see him as that older fat slob of a man with long awkward hair and beefy ass chops that somehow almost encompass how much of a slob he was but what’s worse is THATS the Elvis that all the impersonators choose to emmulate?? Why wouldn’t you want to look like young handsome devil Elvis?!...
[ ] I am shorter than 5’4. [x] I think I’m ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [ ] I tan easily. [x ] I wish my hair was a different color. [x ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo. [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.  I have/had braces. [x] I wear glasses [x ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free....
Southwest Airlines has semi-reasonable prices. But after the bs with Kevin Smith, I lost a lot of respect for them. But now I just learn that my bike can fly for free!!! (as long as it’s packaged correctly) Non-motorized Bicycles, including Bike Friday and Co-Pilot, will be accepted in substitution of a free piece of checked baggage at no additional charge provided the bicycle is properly...
Moment of Death: 1) The heart stops 2) The skin gets tight and grey in colour 3) All the muscles relax 4) The bladder and bowels empty 5) The body’s temperature will typically drop 1.5 degrees F. per hour unless outside environment is a factor. The liver is the organ that stays warmest the longest, and this temperature is used to establish time of death if the body is found within that time frame....
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’
Ex's and Oh's
And now we know.
I’m a little ticked off at a couple people. Mainly one person, but this entry can go for others who have been doing this to me in the past and will more than likely will do it to me in the future. My biggest pet peeve is when someone isn’t upfront and honest with me about shit. And to the person who this is mainly about… YOU KNOW THIS. We’ve had this conversation before....
Rain + Moonshine and the Drugs = endless sleep. Such a good way to end a shoitty day. Night world.
The hardest thing you’ll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return.– Gallows-Orchestra Of Wolves Lyrics (via liddlexlolo)
You said you haven’t been single since November in your previous post, just wondering what happened The night of our work banquet, he slept with another girl. Although, I give him props for not denying it when I called him out on it the next morning. Ask me anything
legitimusmaximus asked: ha. i'm doin alright dude. no pain. hella pills left over. people gonna get fuuucked up on ff. hahaha
Is it true you hooked up with Lee from Trash Talk? You’re asking the WRONG girl. Ask me anything
Yo girl what up wit that But? Srsly, what’s so great about it? Ask me anything